So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.

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C

Your wrong! I LICKED HER THEN I KILLED HER!

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me: ooooh shit quick call 911 found the murderer me: wait what the number for 911

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thats good

F

i.... i can't believe you summarized a creepypasta for a jokes thread