Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
