Hows jokes
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.