Howe jokes
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Memes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Hi, how are you doing?
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!