Howe jokes
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Memes
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.