Household Appliance jokes

Why did the clown fall off his bike?

Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.