Household Appliance jokes

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.