Household Appliance jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Do you want to buy my Hoover?

I mean... it's just collecting dust.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

Why did the clown fall off his bike?

Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.