Household Appliance Jokes

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: You slap her.

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

The Toaster: The best bath bomb!

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

Where do you buy a dishwasher?

Hot singles in your area.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.