Household Appliance jokes
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!