The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
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The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
