Household Appliance

Household Appliance Jokes

Depression

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Fridge

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Washing Machine

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Cheek

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.