Household Appliance jokes
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What is the best type of bath bomb? A toaster.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.