Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body
WHY DOES THE SUN GET ALOT OF GIRLS? BECAUSE ITS HOT.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot.
- She’s my cousin!
evan mom hot
your mom gay evan mom hot
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
Why did the guy get the hose
Because the girl was smoking hot
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!