You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
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