Hooker jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
