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77 views · #LionGirl® · 3 years ago

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The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, the text says, "Robin Hood: *robs me because I'm rich*" and then "Me: Hey since you robbed me, I'm poor now. Give me some money." The second panel shows two images of a man with a confused expression.
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  • Car

    47 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.
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  • M M

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."
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  • Klan

    120 views · Willy b · 7 months ago
    Seven Kit Kat candy bars are shown in a row, each topped with a pointed, white hood resembling those worn by the Ku Klux Klan. Below the candy bars, the text reads "Kit Kat Klan" using the Kit Kat logo font. Underneath, it says "We Hate SNICKERS" with SNICKERS in its brand logo font.
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  • Netflix

    20 views · Willy b · 1 year ago
    The image shows two frames. The first frame has a man with a light brown complexion wearing a medieval outfit. The second frame is a well-known image of Superman in his classic red, blue and yellow uniform, glowing with bright light.
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  • Cookie

    17 views · Willy b · 1 year ago
    A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."
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  • Secrecy

    1 view · Goku is dum · 2 years ago

    THE HOOD

    A man with a black hat and blue shirt is saying, "What happens in the hood stays in the hood".
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  • Watt

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".
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  • Year

    102 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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  • Cult

    4 views · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

    What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

    The image shows a group of simple stick figures. One figure in the center is slightly larger and has its arms outstretched, as if leading. Above them, in colorful letters, it says, "A Self Proclaimed Prophet".
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