10+ Best Hood Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sign

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Rob

Title

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, the text says, "Robin Hood: *robs me because I'm rich*" and then "Me: Hey since you robbed me, I'm poor now. Give me some money." The second panel shows two images of a man with a confused expression.

Car

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

M M

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

Klan

Netflix

The image shows two frames. The first frame has a man with a light brown complexion wearing a medieval outfit. The second frame is a well-known image of Superman in his classic red, blue and yellow uniform, glowing with bright light.

Cookie

A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."

Community

THE HOOD

A man with a black hat and blue shirt is saying, "What happens in the hood stays in the hood".

Unit

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Cult

What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

The image shows a group of simple stick figures. One figure in the center is slightly larger and has its arms outstretched, as if leading. Above them, in colorful letters, it says, "A Self Proclaimed Prophet".

Jokes

People

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

Sex

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

Fortune

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?