Homosexual jokes
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Community talk
uk is a homosexual
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
well i dont like jews. or colored folk. or natives, now that you mention it. i bet you like catholics. cant stand them neither. nor, women. fabians, homosexuals. theyre whats tearing this country apart.