I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
I think them homosexuals are, rather gay
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.
What can't Orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
