Homosexual jokes
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.