Homeless jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."