Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
