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My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

Police:come with me I’m taking you home orphan:well we need to find them first

Police:then I don’t need to take you home

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.