Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!