Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Earth is full. Go home!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.