What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
