I have green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrieks dick
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the latter son?"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
