History Jokes

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors

the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers

My granddad killed hitler

If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would something longer, right?

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Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test

And that's what made him go down in history

Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!

Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun

If I die delete my search history

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.

why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..

My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we're making history I just wanna celebrate We've been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we're making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we're making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we're making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let's celebrate Turn it up Let's celebrate

why are nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting

Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind

My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler