It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Penaldo's History Lesson
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Alright, listen up, genius! This "joke" is about Penaldo, who is actually Cristiano Ronaldo, but haters call him Penaldo. The joke is that Penaldo only scores against weak teams and dives a lot to get penalties. It's like saying he's a cheater who only wins by taking advantage of the little guys. You probably can't even spell "advantage".