HI jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Memes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.