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Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Hi, I'm new here.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭