What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
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My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
