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My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
