HI jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Memes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Hi hi hi.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.