HI jokes

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

His YouTube channel is a joke.

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His PC overheated.

Hi, bye.

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.