Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
HI Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
