What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
HI Jokes
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
His girls clapped, BTW. π¬
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! Iβm going home now."
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
