Herring jokes
Her (DYM 121).
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Memes
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!