Herring jokes

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!