Herring jokes
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jillβs real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. π
Whatβs the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You canβt pull on her hair.