mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
yo mama so fat Donald trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016
