yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
