Her jokes
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.