Her jokes

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.