A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
Guys I have a dilemma I'm a beta please help!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Kids:I need help! Mom:help your balls
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
His name is "Daddy" HELP!
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
A woman has been raped by a man, she calls the police and a policeman shows up - Woman: Please help officer I have been raped! Officer: No problem ma'am, I will just unrape you Woman: Whhat? Unrape me? How?
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape
