Audio jokes

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"