Audio jokes

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.