Heavy jokes
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow. Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."