Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Sun.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
