I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911 holy shit.
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Sun
Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
