I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
Whatβs the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
Oneβs a heated yam, and the otherβs a YEATED HAM!
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.