Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€·π€· does it take to have π₯πππππ???? Well, it takes at least 1 π€· and 1 π° and they make a perfect β€οΈπ§‘πππππ€π€. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "Iβm jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "Iβm taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "Thatβs ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What is a good night sleep good night night love β€οΈ
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Iβm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Boy : βMy heart MELTS for you.β Girl : βOMG, are you okay?!?!?!β Boy : βYeah, why?β Girl : βBecause if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.β
try not to <3
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
