Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Good morning madam, I am from the local council, can you please tell me if you have a dog licence for that poodle you have on your head?
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation
So, no head?
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
what did no head man ? haha
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)
Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
