Hd jokes

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?