Hawkins

Hawkins Jokes

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Rhyme

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

Stephen Hawking

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

Lift

Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

Coffin

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

    Phone

    My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

    Bus

    Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

    Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Death

    Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

    There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

    Song

    What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."