Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
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