Hawking

Hawking jokes

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

    The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

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  • Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

    A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.