Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • People

    Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

    Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Windows 10

    Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

    Stephen Hawking

    The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

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  • Wheelchair

    Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

    A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

    God

    Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

    2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

    Husband

    Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

    Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.