Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.