Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
