Have jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.