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Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.