Hate jokes

Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!

The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

I hate rubber.

Mom clean your room Me no it’s my room and I don’t want to clean it Mom you are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter me Well I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now am I you are the Worst like why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter I’m not her OK I am not her so stop Mom do you know what I pushed you out of my hula 43 minutes do not make me hate you because guess what I brought you into the world and I can take you out of it Me bro

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)

What's dumb?

The Fetus Deletus joke!

Fucking hate that joke....