Harvest jokes
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Community talk
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who wants their organs harvested
GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more