Harvest jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.