Hairdressing jokes

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.