What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Hairdressing Jokes
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
