A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
