Hairdressing jokes

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.